Thursday, October 19, 2006

Did I said that Belgium is paradise for the criminals?

No? Than I will say it in brief because just now I dont have willingness to scan articles from magazines but I can say very sure. It is more than 10 manners to escape the prison. One of the tricks famous gangster did is to write a letter to The minister of internal affairs - in this case stupid french speaking goat and to complain that you have it very hot this summer because as you know Belgium is located in nord of Europe and normally airconditioners are not needed. So she permit short vacation to the crime boss and he disappeared. WTHF you expect?!
Next story - they have other prison but just for car thiefs and such kinda small criminals. So they have to oil the locks or whatever their stupid reasons. So they disassemble the locks and probably lock the car thiefs with two euros china locks and they just believe that experienced car thief will not open this lock with his eyes closed. The result was that all 28 prisoners hit the road and the only reason the collect most of them back was that the guys did not have a ride. Thehehe.
One older story. Turkish woman with name Erdal -boss of lame terorist unit escaped after the sentence untill she was escorted of 32, yes, thirty two policemans. Of cource they was stupid enough to let her to travel with her friend and they just folow them with their police cars. So he just step on the gas of his car just before the tram cross the road and police did not dare to drive true red lights or whatever stupid explination but terorist escaped. Nobody was fired after this stupid cases. Otherwise it is very quiet country, especially in the flamish part named Vlanderen. However if you are criminal Belgium is a place to be:))
Non of this information is a jocke.

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