How did the animals fit on Noah’s Ark?

Here I found description which most fit to my understanding:
Theistic evolution view: Evolution, etc. happened just as scientists believe. However, it is viewed as a tool created, used, directed, and/or controlled by God in order to accomplish a higher purpose -- the creation of humans. This includes Intelligent Design (ID). text seen on http://www.religioustolerance.org/evolutio.htm


But here we have people who make the sites like pastor Jim site popular. Actually this is link from one of his stupid oponents. Why stupid? - Because he belives this crap:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/answersbook/arksize13.asp

For me this is LOL article. The autor is forced to develop his own evolution teory for to put all this animals in the ark. Description is funny and facts are manipulated. Try to make it better, Don. Don't be such a moron.